are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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Emily Rene
"The only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."
~Walter Bishop
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
BOOOOOO!!!!
(via paradoxsocks)
How to break up with someone
| You: | Your ex is attractive. |
|---|---|
| Partner: | Which one? |
| You: | ME. |
| You: | BYEEEE |
You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA
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i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
(via tessaviolet)
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
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